People stuck in the “GANGSTER” era.

A few days back my friends and i came up with a plan to come up on a fixed gear. 
The plan was for Richard ( 15 year old momma’s boy ) to pretend he doesnt know any of us and take the kids bike and smash to his pad. Everything went good. So today my friends came over to my pad saying that if i dont pick up the bike he’s going to keep it (he already spray painted it). I got pissed. I got my bike and mashed it to his house. When i got there i tried to stay calm and starting talking with his mom about the situation. Her mom got hellllllllllla butt hurt and started yelling that i was being disrespectfull and that i was a PENDEJO. Spanish for DUMBASS. I was hellllla pissed, cause she started disrespcting me when she didnt even know me, then her husband came and starting saying hella crap about me too.  I was fullllll of anger. But i explained to them that i just biked 2 miles like in less then 10 min and they had to understand that i was breathing fast. Didnt work out so well. Then Richard (“Our friend”) Came out out of no where saying hellllla shit about me. I was like WTF. This dude is really going against me ??? I stayed cool though. Then his older brother came. A 25-30 year old gangster. He made a big ass comotiong saying he was going to kill me cause i was dis respecting his mom. 
I bursted out laughing. Out of everything that just happened i laughed my ass off.
An adult that old trying to act all hard and threatening me to kill me & he still lives with his mom. ahaha
In the end all my friends were shitting bricks cause they were hellllla scared the whole time. aha